Funny Pinoy Pick Up Lines

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– September 23, 2008Posted in: Entertainment, Funny

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I got this email from my brother and I think that it’ll knock you off your seat with laughter. Most of it are over the top cheezy lines but might work as an ice breaker. Hahaha. Enjoy!

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy papicture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
*** coz i can’t last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you’re driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** coz all i ever think of is you..

18. I’m a bee..
*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can’t smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

28. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!

29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!

31. Sana “T” na lang ako..
*** para i’m always right next to “U”

32. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

33. Nde tayo tao.. Nde tayo hayop.
***BAGAY tayo. BAGAY tlga tayo.

34. Ako ay isang exam..

***kaya sagutin mo na ako…

35. Favorite Subject mo ba geometry
***kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh! Which one is your favorite?

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aqoh xi raph

Posted December 18, 2011 at 10:44 AM

sana beer n lang aqoh
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bakit?
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para kasama mo problema man o kasiyahan!
lester

Posted December 18, 2011 at 10:50 AM

ketchup ka ba”?
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pede pasawsaw ng hotdog ko
jeanpau016

Posted December 18, 2011 at 11:04 AM

saging k ba?

…. bkit?…

… kse ikaw lang .
jeanpau016

Posted December 18, 2011 at 11:11 AM

bubung k b?

… bket?……

kc nahulog aqo sa puno ng rambutan
aqoh xi raph

Posted December 18, 2011 at 11:19 AM

beer ka ba?
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bakit
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kasi gusto kita makasama sa hirap man o ginhawa….
acuh xi raph

Posted December 18, 2011 at 3:05 PM

ketchup ka ba?
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bakit?
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kasi hinahanap ka ng hotdog ko….
a

Posted December 19, 2011 at 9:52 AM

Masisira ang barcode reader pag tinapat kita dun….

Kasi you’re priceless.
swag

Posted December 19, 2011 at 2:26 PM

mangingisda kaba?
try mo nmn hulihin ang puso ko
swag

Posted December 19, 2011 at 2:30 PM

libro ka ba?
kasi lagi mo bnabasa ang puso ko boom!
Teach Me How To Dougie

Posted December 19, 2011 at 2:32 PM

satingin ko nde kayo bagay
mas bagay ka sakin <3
Teach Me How To Dougie

Posted December 19, 2011 at 2:37 PM

kape ka ba?
pag dating sa pik up an ako ay wlang sabit
reyo

Posted December 19, 2011 at 7:42 PM

sigurao aqoh wala kang kakambal sa mundong ito.

bkt?

dahil mahirap maghanap ng ka2lad mu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reyo

Posted December 19, 2011 at 7:48 PM

ID KA BA?

BKIT?

kac khit san ka magpunta alam nla na akin ka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL XD ;>
rinji

Posted December 19, 2011 at 7:52 PM

kape ka ba?

kasi d aq maka2log dhil sau… l l
pototoy

Posted December 20, 2011 at 1:37 PM

unan ka ba???
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bakit?
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kasi amuy laay ka eh
pototoy

Posted December 20, 2011 at 1:38 PM

papel ka ba???
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bkt?
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tanung lng
no coment

Posted December 22, 2011 at 12:02 PM

GAGA KBA?

KC GAGO AKO!!

BAGAY TAU!!
recca hanabishi

Posted December 22, 2011 at 10:10 PM

prutas kaba?
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bkt?
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kasi masarap ka nang hubaran ang sarap mu pang kagatin…
hahaha….joke..
kiel

Posted December 23, 2011 at 9:06 PM

sana inahin ka nlng….
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bak8
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pra kaw nlng mag limlim nag itlog ko,,…
Jessa Mae

Posted December 24, 2011 at 6:07 AM

Straw ka ba?
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kc
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plastik ka na nga sipsip ka pa.

(@_@) ansabe?? (@_@) hehe
trishia mae

Posted December 24, 2011 at 9:06 PM

computer kaba??
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bkt?

ang sarap mo ksing i shut down
sonyl

Posted December 27, 2011 at 8:24 PM

FRIZZER KV???
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kac tinitigasan aj=ko sau e
badudelszzzz

Posted December 29, 2011 at 11:14 PM

ASIN kaba???
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bkit??
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kasi
hinahanap hanap k ng mani
ko ee
jasper

Posted December 30, 2011 at 11:44 AM

aswang k ba?………………….

kac………………………………..

tumitbok ang puso ko syo ..
eninaj

Posted December 31, 2011 at 9:56 PM

tornilyo kb?

……………bkt???

kc hbng umiikot k s ixp ko bumabaon k s puso k eee……..boom
-kn0tx

Posted January 1, 2012 at 3:18 PM

Ang Babae Parang Barbie Doll.
You Can play with it whenever you want…You you’ll just put it away when your done with it… ”BUT”
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Ang “TUNAY” na Lalaki
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“Hindi nag lalaro ng BARBIE Doll”
gem14

Posted January 2, 2012 at 1:19 AM

MAGANDA kb?

kasi wala ka sa LISTAHAN ng magaganda eh…
Romyrr

Posted January 3, 2012 at 11:56 AM

Ilaw kb…………

Bit!!!!

Kw kc nag pliwng s buhay ko eh………I like it
zaira ganotisi

Posted January 5, 2012 at 12:28 PM

frogel kaba?????/

bakit

kc i want taker of you ehhhhhh
pricetag

Posted January 5, 2012 at 1:23 PM

TAE ka bah?

bakit?

kasi hindi kita kayang paglaruan ehh!

subukan mo kayang paglaruan ang tae. .heheheh
keisha

Posted January 6, 2012 at 11:19 AM

alisin mo na lang ako sa contacts mo?
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bakit??????
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i save mo nalng ako sa puso mo!!
Boy Pick UP

Posted January 6, 2012 at 4:35 PM

Aso ka ba?
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Mahirap mag isa sa madilim na lugar..,..,..,

Boom!
Panday

Posted January 6, 2012 at 4:37 PM

Gusto ko palagi kang awayin?
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Para patulan mo ako

Boom!
carlo gio

Posted January 6, 2012 at 8:27 PM

kotse ka ba?

bkt?

kasi otot ka nagotot eh
ashamy cut

Posted January 7, 2012 at 5:48 PM

. .load ka ba?
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kc kpaq wla iniz acu ee
eskimo

Posted January 8, 2012 at 12:14 AM

peanut ka ba?

Bakit?

kc pinanatibuk mo ang puso ko
francez flores

Posted January 8, 2012 at 7:58 AM

sorry wala na kong maisip na pick up lines..

bakit?

kasi ikaw lang ang nasa isip ko…
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Posted January 8, 2012 at 10:13 PM

kulangot kba?
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bk8
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hard to get ka kc eh
brellagel

Posted January 10, 2012 at 5:09 PM

“Sana exam mo nalang ako..

bakit???

para sagutin mo na ako..
brellagel

Posted January 10, 2012 at 5:12 PM

abnormal kabah?
bak8?
halata nman eh
teresaerosa

Posted January 11, 2012 at 9:14 AM

tara puntatayo simenteryo?
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para dalawen natin ang puso konapatay napatay sayo
teresaerosa

Posted January 11, 2012 at 9:19 AM

anong gusto mong background side view,back view,o front view?

baket

kasi ako I LOVE YOU
sw8 candy

Posted January 12, 2012 at 2:20 PM

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
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may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
mica

Posted January 14, 2012 at 12:16 AM

multo ka ba? kc nakakatacute ka……hehehe
love monsanto

Posted January 14, 2012 at 1:05 PM

cute k ba ?
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Bkt . .
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hnd halata ..
love monsanto

Posted January 14, 2012 at 1:10 PM

teddy bear k b ?
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why
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bcz ang srp mO kcng ykapn. .
ipoygalgo

Posted January 14, 2012 at 7:10 PM

miss SUSi kBA ?

bakIt ?

paki OPEN naman ng ZIPPER ko ….

ahahahha
deejay

Posted January 17, 2012 at 4:09 PM

bagoonng kb?

bkt?

baho mo kc e!!
carl

Posted January 17, 2012 at 8:58 PM

bibig
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bakit.
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kasi sinup sup mo ang titi ko e?
van2x

Posted January 18, 2012 at 11:52 AM

pedicab kba?:-)

bk8?

pedicabang mahalin?booom hahaha??!!!!

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